Zeus Productions FAQ
Q. Does Zeus offer Lingo and Director development services?
- Yes, we do. Refer to our Consulting
Services page, for details.
Q. How can I reach Zeus Productions?
Q. How do you spell "Zeus"?
- Refer to our contact information
page, or find a specific member of our Staff.
- Zeus is spelled "Z-E-U-S". Note that it is
"E before U except as in 'glue'"
- The following are not acceptable, alternate spellings:
- 1. Zues (most common error)
- 2. Zenus
- 3. Zuex
- 4. Zeux
- 5. Seuss
- 6. Zoos
- 7. Zoose
- 8. Zuse
Q. Why are you called "Zeus Productions"?
- That was a closely guarded trade secret, until I got tired
of students whose teachers tell them to inquire about companies with names
related to Greek mythology. We're named Zeus Productions because "Zeus"
rhymes with "Bruce" and it sounds a lot cooler than "Bruce
Productions." We also think it's cheesy when someone names the company
after himself/herself (no offense to Tim O'Reilly).
There's really more to the story, but that is all I'll discuss publicly. Unlike
the mythical Zeus, no one in our company married his sister. Contrary to the
rumors, "Zeus" is not my wife's nickname for my penis. My wife doesn't
have a nickname for my penis, she's just not the type to bother, and she knows
where to find it without calling it by name. We are not related to the porno
company named "Zeus Productions". They might be reached at femalewrestling.com.
Q. How can I reach Zeus?
Q. What is the address of Zeus's web site?
- If you are too far away or lazy to trek up Mount Olympus,
you can contact Zeus via phone or fax, or e-mail
- Our domain is zeusprod.com, and our web address
The domain name "zeus.com" belongs to someone else (no relation)
Q. Do you happen to have contact information for other companies named
- You may be looking for one of these other companies coincidentally
named "Zeus Productions" but having no relation to us:
- Zeus Productions (Unknown line of business)
- 33 Bassett Rd.
- North Haven, CT 06473-1913
- Phone: (203)234-1033
- Zeus Productions (apparently some type of Video Production)
- Dayton, OH 45390
- Phone: (513)256-5399
Q. Are you related to the "Zeus Productions" that sells pornography?
- No, but what you do with our utilities is your business.
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